why are there bruises on my knees
i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically
(via guy)
∞ August 28, 2018 at 01:42pm
me eating something straight out the oven: bitch??? this shit is hot as fuck?? what in the hell omg
(via raven-knights-blog)
∞ January 28, 2017 at 12:18pm
I’m going to give Donald Trump the same treatment I give Benadryl Cabbegepatch, and he shall henceforth be known as Dildo Turnip.
(via so-goth-i-shit-bats)
∞ January 20, 2017 at 03:44pm
I don’t use condoms ;)
not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex
(via guy)
∞ January 16, 2017 at 06:35pm
2016 may have had a lot of awful moments but at least it gave us Bucky doing That Thing With the Bike™ and I am grateful
(via bb-gr8)
∞ January 15, 2017 at 02:48pm
